Friday, January 6, 2012

Awesomesauce Blog Award! FEATURING: Shopping Carts...IN CAPTIVITY!

Once upon a time, in a blog post far far away,  Miss Jenny Phresh-Face-McGee over at The Party Pony bestowed this lovely award upon me

Link to original post featuring a picture of yours truly! You know you want to click me baby, NOW! Yeah, oh yeah, right there...

I'm supposed to answer some questions about myself, pass it on, or piss in a hallowed out rutabaga and rub it on my body while eating sausage or some such nonsense, but instead, I would like to pay homage to a little feature on Miss Jenny's blog known as "Shopping Carts in the Wild!"

Here are the links for the original (and hilarious) blog posts:

A la Cart and other Shopping Cart Sightings!

Jenny's Shopping Cart Posts are my most favoritest things on the interwebs. Except for free (non-virusey) porn (e-gads, this whole post is one seething pot of blatant sex talk. I think I've been watching too many "Game of Thrones" episodes).

And so, in honor of the fabulous Jenny Phresh I bring you: SHOPPING CARTS (dot dot dot) IN CAPTIVITY!!!

This brave soul endures piles of heavy files trapped in it's innards!

Two carts stand stock still,  lined up in an orderly fashion lest the civil servants whip out their weapons and force them into obedience! The two friends eschew the smaller and therefore weaker cart turned slave which is obliged to stand guard at the mail meter. Courageous cart fearlessly stands alone! 

ORGY ROOM! AVERT YOUR EYES!! (and never EVER leave your back turned in this place. Lord only knows what they'll stick in ya!)

Thank you very much to Ms. Jenny Phresh for bestowing upon me the Awesomesauce Blogger Award! And for being such an amazing writer, blogger, and friend :)

(honestly, though, these carts are really all around at my work and pretty much every day I find I can't walk by them without giggling and thinking about shopping carts in the wild. So, yes, I think about The Party Pony every day and if that makes me a creepy stalker it's because...well, I sort of am. If anyone deserves a stalker, it's Jenny! Wait...that sounded really nice in my head, but perhaps it's bad to wish a stalker upon another? Oh well.)