Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Meme Most Hated By Panties Everywhere


What do you call your panties/underwear/undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?

Gutchies.  I honestly don't even know what that means, it's what my mom always called them when I was growing up.

Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?

Hm. I think so. It was promptly repressed. I'm psychologically healthy like that.

What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?

Fungi filled toenails.

If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?

Purple. Because I SAID SO! 

 Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?

Question one: No. Question Two: My husband. He's not a rock star, but I honestly wouldn't throw my gutchies at anyone else. He is the one most deserving of my dirty underwear.


You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?

This is a very Keanu Reeves a la "Speed" question. 

What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?! 

I go commando, bitch! 

If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?

Look familiar?

How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?

Seven.

Tag Four People and tell them why you are being so cruel to them.

NO! I REFUSE! I think everyone I know has already completed the vile...er, evil panty meme! If you haven't done it yet, please let me know and I will edit this post.