Anywho, I've been struck yet again by the meme bug, this time by Michelle Simkins AKA Greenwoman AKA Crazy Goatpants McGee (check her out here).
I'm only doing this because Michelle is awesome and I love her and this will be the meme to end all meme's, because if any of you bitches tag me again you will get a goat horn up your hooha.
Here it is:
Show us the cutest most adorable picture of your favorite animal:
You have five seconds to survive the zombie apocalypse. Choose one friend who would save your butt and then tell us why you chose them.
Grace Thompson. No, you don't know her. But I do. And I know she has an up-to-date survival pack, plenty of ammo, and the MOOSE. And she understands the philosophy behind double tap.
Share a quote with us:
"When humor goes, there goes civilization" - Erma Bombeck
I know you had trouble choosing just one quote. Let us have another, please:
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'." - More Erma (I can't help it, I love her)
Using exactly twenty seven words, tell your life story:
There once was a girl named Mary
Who couldn’t help being contrary
She got teased a lot
For being a snot
And also cause she loved libraries
Please do not throw your hands in the air. This is not a stick up:
All dead rock legends live again. You’re standing in a fifty mile long line for:
John Lennon. No contest.
Describe yourself using six words that start with the third letter of your middle name. Go!:
Every evil eggplant elicits elegant eroticism. (Perhaps that isn't an EXACT description of me...)
What is your middle name? (This is for research purposes only. Your response will not affect your chances of employment.): Therese. YES, I am Mary Therese. I missed my calling, I know.
What do you think of when you hear the word wombat?
I think of hitting a womb with a bat. Is that wrong?
And I'm spent.
More coming up! I will (hopefully) be returning to a somewhat regular bloggerly schedule!
Happy Wednesday and a big #WW to all of you :)