Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Meme it to me, baby

Hello there fellow friendly bloggerly lovelies!! Very sorry I have been absent. Life (unfortunately) has gotten in the way of my writing and blogging merriment. Hopefully, things will get on track soon. Big thank you to the new blog followers (even though I have been SUCKING at blogging lately. And writing. Let's not talk about it, I'm in denial). I appreciate the support and meeting new writers is always a blast.

Anywho, I've been struck yet again by the meme bug, this time by Michelle Simkins AKA Greenwoman AKA Crazy Goatpants McGee (check her out here).

I'm only doing this because Michelle is awesome and I love her and this will be the meme to end all meme's, because if any of you bitches tag me again you will get a goat horn up your hooha.

Ahem. Anyways.

Here it is:

Show us the cutest most adorable picture of your favorite animal:


You have five seconds to survive the zombie apocalypse. Choose one friend who would save your butt and then tell us why you chose them.
Grace Thompson. No, you don't know her. But I do. And I know she has an up-to-date survival pack, plenty of ammo, and the MOOSE. And she understands the philosophy behind double tap. 

Share a quote with us:
 "When humor goes, there goes civilization" - Erma Bombeck

I know you had trouble choosing just one quote. Let us have another, please:
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'." - More Erma (I can't help it, I love her)

Using exactly twenty seven words, tell your life story: 
There once was a girl named Mary
Who couldn’t help being contrary
She got teased a lot
For being a snot
And also cause she loved libraries

Please do not throw your hands in the air. This is not a stick up: 

All dead rock legends live again. You’re standing in a fifty mile long line for: 
John Lennon. No contest. 

Describe yourself using six words that start with the third letter of your middle name. Go!: 
Every evil eggplant elicits elegant eroticism. (Perhaps that isn't an EXACT description of me...)

What is your middle name? (This is for research purposes only. Your response will not affect your chances of employment.): Therese. YES, I am Mary Therese. I missed my calling, I know.

What do you think of when you hear the word wombat? 
 I think of hitting a womb with a bat. Is that wrong?

And I'm spent.

More coming up! I will (hopefully) be returning to a somewhat regular bloggerly schedule!

Happy Wednesday and a big #WW to all of you :)


  1. YOU, my dear, are a genius! Been missing your wit on the webbernets, hope life starts behaving itself again so you can get back to what is really important . . . entertaining ME. ;)

    AND! DOUBLETAP! HAHAHA I love you.

  2. LOVE LOVE LOVE you, Mare!! I missed you too. Glad to have you back!

    *whew! good thing I didn't tag you for anything. Don't want a you-know-what up in the you-know-where. (Sorry for the HP reference. I'm donning my HP glasses.)

  3. STELLLLAAA...LOL! I love you! You always get me laughin' :)

  4. I'm so using your life story as my own! :0p

  5. Oh, how I've missed you! And you do elicit elegant eroticism, friend. No one but you.

  6. Michelle: I've missed you, too! Thanks for the tag, I was just kidding about the whole horn in the hooha thing...I shouldn't drink before doing these things...

    Cherie - I would never cause you physical harm, me dear, only virtually. :)

    Naomi - I named my dog Stella mostly so I would have an excuse to scream "Stellllaaa!" randomly. Also, it's a cool name

    Mary - It's funny how that works out, huh? You can have it, I will share with my namesake L(

    Bethany - why thank you! I missed you, too while you were gone, my lovely prison/lesbo island/goatastic friend.

  7. I've MISSED you Mare!!! You make me smile all over. And BTW, there's no such thing as too much Erma. That is all.

  8. I love that you called Greenwoman a "McGee." I love calling lots of people McGee! I may call you Mary McGee!

  9. I gave you an award!